All his life Geoffrey wanted to meet and fall in love with a Mermaid. As a small child he was drawn to the legend that if one should kiss a Mermaid then she would become whole. And so it was that for as long as he could remember he dreamed, wrote sonnets and bored … More ‘FOR LOVE OF A MERMAID – GEOFFREY’S QUEST’ – A caption to a randomly chosen picture!
MOTHER CROW’S PROTEST It’s midnight in the forest, A full moon shines down bright, The trees begin to whisper, “Let’s sing a song tonight.” “Let’s sing an old sea shanty,” Said the ancient tall Oak tree, “Or perhaps a lullaby, I know one, let me see.” But all the Elm’s protested, “We … More MOTHER CROW’S PROTEST – Another piece of ‘silly’ verse for the grandchildren!
We are sat around the kitchen table in a little cottage in South Devon playing Scrabble with Shirley’s mad, yet oddly adorable Aunty Ida. A rotund old dear who no longer has a lap to speak of! Even though she is no academic, Ida plays scrabble a lot and invariably wins I was told … More AUNTY IDA ALWAYS WINS AT SCRABBLE! – A true story.
‘Tis the occasion of the Last Supper and with Mary (sweet Mary) at his side JC asks, “Would you think the less of me if I slipped you one?” Mary just smiles her gorgeous smile he knows so well. JC takes that as a good sign, and under the table slips her a Mentos … More JC GETS TO ASK MARY A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION!
A short a particularly ‘silly’ piece of verse written when I had trult stuffed my back yet did nothing about it as I am phobic about visits to the surgery!
Harry was so grateful to have a guardian angel. He felt as safe as houses everywhere he went – no matter how precarious the venue! However, this early morn, fast asleep with his head nestled gently in her lap he has no idea that, just last night his angel had been on the ‘raz’ … More HARRY’S GUARDIAN ANGEL – A caption from a randomly selected picture!
BREAKING NEWS FROM ‘THE WASHINGTON DAILY DRIVEL’ – the paper that is the voice of the common man! After days of speculation former secretarial aid to none other than President Barrack Obama, Monika Surname sat, tearful before the cameras at a hastily put together press conference in Washington DC. There she made public what … More WHISTLEBLOWER CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT HAS A VERY STRANGE FETISH – could this be for real?