In backwaters far away, From the bustling city now, Matilda found some peace and quiet, Even bought herself a cow, A goat, a dog and chickens, And a rooster too, And geese of course, although she found, The goats a motley crew. She planted up the brussel sprouts, Sweet corn and runner … More THE GOAT’S WERE A MOTLEY CREW – A piece of ‘silly’ verse!
The man she fell in love with, Ticked most every box, Erudite and caring, He even ironed his own socks. He whisked her off to Paris, To Rome and to Madrid, Yet that day in Bethnal Green with her, He borrowed 200 quid. That was, she thought, the turning point, For he … More HE EVEN IRONED HIS OWN SOCKS – A plain ‘silly’ piece of verse!
“Here Simon we’ve been following this kid around for days now. Nothing’s happened yet.” “Yeah, I know Mark old boy. Every time her Mum sends her down to the corner shop I keep thinking this time; this time it’ll happen. Nothing though.” “Lionel, what do you make of it mate. Three days into any … More YOUNG ROSE REFUSES TO BE BULLIED BY PENGUINS – A caption to a randomly selected picture!
I have been contemplating the vagaries of Facebook. As with WordPress, I’ve only been using it a few weeks yet even in that short time ‘strange’ things have happened. For example, right now, if say, I had a fetish for 95 year old so called glamorous grannies from the Highlands of Scotland then I … More FACEBOOK ALLOW ME TO HAVE ALL ‘GLAMOROUS GRANNY’ I WANT!
Babylon, Pre 2nd millennium BC: It is early evening outside the Tower of Babel. Cain has been busking there most of the day. He has been performing his repertoire of Kris Kristofferson songs. ‘Help Me Make it Through the Night,’ as ever had tugged at his heartstrings. Dishevelled, his hair in dreadlocks; his attire … More IF ONLY GOD WASN’T ALLERGIC TO KIWI FRUIT!
“Long time no see Bert. How’s it going?” “Oh you know, good days bad days Charlie.” “Don’t talk to me about it mate. I haven’t had a good day since the old King died. Still got that chair on your head then I see Bert?” “Yeah, the old Cathisophobia plays me up most days. … More BERT’S PHOBIAS – A caption to a randomly chosen picture!
Somewhere in the Middle East; Quite a long time ago BC: God has the raving hump that his Adam & Eve experiment hasn’t worked out as planned. In short it’s all gone horribly wrong as just about everyone is evil nowadays. God, being omnipotent searches through His hard drive to see if He can … More NOAH FEASTS ON UNICORN SAUSAGES!