MANNY’S EATING DISORDER – A piece of ‘silly’ verse!



Manny first ate all the snakes,

Then whatever else laid eggs,

And although not all that partial to,

Ate all that had four legs.


Manny ate up all the fish,

And poisoned all the bees,

With little left to scoff upon,

Manny ate all the trees.


Yet Manny had some room left,

His tummy rumbling still,

He stumbled upon the idea,

Of eating the land fill.


That was Manny’s big mistake,

Land fill is just mans’ waste,

And waste was all that was left,

Since Manny’s desire to taste,


And consume the planet Earth,

Of everything it had,

Man He had extinguished,

What was good and made it bad.


Man He left no clutter,

At the very end,

Just a dead and lonely planet,

No one to apprehend.


For Man He no longer,

Existed in this place,

Man He was merely now,

The dust of cosmic space.


Whilst this poor attempt at verse may be ‘silly’ – some would quite rightly say ‘rubbish’ and desire something truly ‘silly’ in here then you should check out this satirical publication at;

The sheer depths of my silliness and that of my fellow scribes will surely amaze and quite possibly have you reaching out for the oxygen mask!

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