NEWS OF ED MILLIBAND’S APPOINTMENT AS PARTY LEADER REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

  “I say Carruthers I was in the lift with all the plebs this morning and they were saying ‘Millie Band’ is the new leader of the Labour Party.  The thing is I’ve never heard of her – she must have come up through the ranks at a rate of knots.” “Funny thing is I … More NEWS OF ED MILLIBAND’S APPOINTMENT AS PARTY LEADER REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

MARQUIS de SADE SEEKS TO CONTROL HIS ‘DESIRES’ – A very ‘silly’ tale!

  De Sade: “Tell you what luv I’m thinking of giving up my sometimes overwhelming greed for sadistic sex. I find that my deprivation levels in terms of domination of the weaker species have long since commenced their dissipation.” Renee (aka Mrs De Sade who speaks in an incredibly annoying high pitched voice): “Oh well … More MARQUIS de SADE SEEKS TO CONTROL HIS ‘DESIRES’ – A very ‘silly’ tale!

A THREE LEGGED DOG’S OWN FLEA – A ‘silly’ bordering on stupid verse!

There’s a woman up the road from me, She’s got a one eyed cat, Plus a dog with three legs, And a seemingly healthy bat.   I pass her in the street sometimes, She does not talk to me, Except the time, when locked out, I helped her find her key.   It was on … More A THREE LEGGED DOG’S OWN FLEA – A ‘silly’ bordering on stupid verse!

UNDER THE RED LIGHT

  Her cheap crucifix, Is turning to rust, The saint and the sinner, Don’t know who to trust.   Under the red light, A price is agreed, By he who is wanting, And she who’s in need.   Her address you can find, By charting the stars, Reading the postcards, Asking in bars.   Perpetual … More UNDER THE RED LIGHT