SHERLOCK HOLMES SUFFERS FROM DETECTIVE’S ‘BLOCK’ – A very silly tale!

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Dr Watson: “The fact is Holmes that the entirely naked bloodied mutilated corpse of Lord Etchington was found in his study by the maid. His hands and feet had been brutally severed and thereafter thrown from the window onto the courtyard below where the family Doberman’s were later spotted noshing upon them. Also I personally discovered 74 deep stab wounds about his torso and groin. Stuffed between his buttocks was Moriarty’s calling card with a note penned thereon which read, ‘I DID IT.’  Given that a note was left do you think it may have been a suicide? After all a note left behind is somewhat stereotypical in matters where one has taken one’s own life.”

Sherlock Holmes: “F**ked if I know.”

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10 thoughts on “SHERLOCK HOLMES SUFFERS FROM DETECTIVE’S ‘BLOCK’ – A very silly tale!

    1. Love to read it – I won’t even consider the fact that your eloquence will outshine my scripting for fear of depression. Seriously though I’d really like to read that poem.

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