NEWS OF ED MILLIBAND’S APPOINTMENT AS PARTY LEADER REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

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“I say Carruthers I was in the lift with all the plebs this morning and they were saying ‘Millie Band’ is the new leader of the Labour Party.  The thing is I’ve never heard of her – she must have come up through the ranks at a rate of knots.”

“Funny thing is I heard the same thing whilst on the Tube – even over heard that her nickname is ‘Head.’ Hope that doesn’t mean what I think it means? You know Millie ‘Head’ Band and all the smutty connotations that go with it!”

“That’s probably why her career has advanced at such a pace what, what!  Although hopefully it refers to her passion for netball or such like. Still if that were the case her handle more than likely would be ‘Head Band.’ Crikey when the tabloids get hold of this I feel a scandal of Profumo/Keeler proportions coming on here you know.”

“I do hope not; that’ll mean MI6 getting involved. More paperwork, paperwork, paperwork – can’t face it. Do you know what I think I need a stiff one?”

“Club or sauna?”

“Club man, club – I’m talking Talisker here. Sauna be buggered – so to speak.”

“I’ll come along in a jiffy.”

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