Having bedded women of all ages, races and sizes over many years, lover of international renown, Derek Wiggins was at a loss to understand just why his interest in all matters carnal had gone AWOL. Desperate for a cure Derek sought out and thereafter attended Dr Svetlana Gotalotski’s Harley Street Clinic for ‘Hopeless Romantics’ in anticipation of discovering just what was wrong.
Following a number of outlandish tests Dr Sventlana was able to accurately diagnose Derek’s rare condition as ‘Lothario’s Block.’ However finding a cure proved very difficult. Following many months of various therapies she eventually thought she’d have one last try. An extreme measure, yet one she felt couldn’t fail. Even so, despite her best endeavours she, in the end, had to admit she had failed. A little chilly after perching near naked upon a table for seven hours she reluctantly got dressed took of her leave and forwarded a note of her charges to Derek’s abode.