La Petite Mort Odd thing Suicide bombers Will go to their death On the promise of This state of being Believing it will Hold them fast In its grip Through eternity Such are the dubious Interpretations Of scriptures They are fed Until so very Full   La Petite Mort Lovers And others Will simply Savour … More LA PETITE MORT

‘THE ELASTIC SNAPPED’ by Agaurther Christie – consummate drivel!

Hercule Poirot: “Right you toe rags, got you all in the same room for once. I know you all really don’t want to be here yet given I am now certain of which one of you killed ‘Harry the Bomb Thrower’s’ old mum so as to get your slimy mits on the family collection of … More ‘THE ELASTIC SNAPPED’ by Agaurther Christie – consummate drivel!

Pre-Menstrual Woman Spared Jail After Killing Husband For Whistling

Originally posted on SOZ SATIRE:
A pre-menstrual woman pictured last night reminding her husband not to keep leaving the toilet seat up. Women’s support groups were jubilant yesterday after a 38 year old London woman was allowed to walk free from court, despite being found guilty of murdering her husband, in what was described in…