I will take my leave ahead of you, To a place that is most sublime, And rent for us a suite of rooms, At The Hotel End of Time. By the time that you arrive there, You can take for granted that I’m, Going to ensure our cocktails will be waiting, At The Hotel … More THE HOTEL END OF TIME
Before Batman met up with Robin, His previous ward went by the name, Of none other than the Seagull, And Seagull was a pain, For when compared to Robin, A sweet and gentle lad, Seagull was quite brash and bold, And like his namesake was mostly bad. He would when in the Bat … More BATMAN & SEAGULL – The Days before ‘Robin’
La Petite Mort Odd thing Suicide bombers Will go to their death On the promise of This state of being Believing it will Hold them fast In its grip Through eternity Such are the dubious Interpretations Of scriptures They are fed Until so very Full La Petite Mort Lovers And others Will simply Savour … More LA PETITE MORT
Hercule Poirot: “Right you toe rags, got you all in the same room for once. I know you all really don’t want to be here yet given I am now certain of which one of you killed ‘Harry the Bomb Thrower’s’ old mum so as to get your slimy mits on the family collection of … More ‘THE ELASTIC SNAPPED’ by Agaurther Christie – consummate drivel!
Sadly there are powerful fools in life’s sewer Sadly there are the wise, who will not speak out Sadly there are believers, who show no compassion Sadly there are the blind who harbour doubt The brawn and the precision of the heinous Crimes born out of human choice – nothing more Set against a … More POWERFUL FOOLS IN LIFE’S SEWER
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A pre-menstrual woman pictured last night reminding her husband not to keep leaving the toilet seat up. Women’s support groups were jubilant yesterday after a 38 year old London woman was allowed to walk free from court, despite being found guilty of murdering her husband, in what was described in…
Event Manager Stanley: “A word in your shell-like if I may JC.” JC: “Certainly Stan – how can I help you mate?” Stanley: “Look there’s no easy way to put this.” JC: “What?” Stanley: “Well consider this for a mo. We’ve sold 2000 tickets at 50 shekels a hit for this gig. And what JC; … More JC’s WORST EVER GIG!