NEWS OF THE GLOBALISATION OF THE SLAVE TRADE REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

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“I say Carruthers, just been up with the powers that be and I must say that they’ve had an absolutely wizard idea.”

“What’s that then?”

“Well given that we have now painted over a quarter of the globe red and have, by far and away, the largest Empire the world has ever seen – and let’s face it what our imperialist efforts abroad haven’t rewarded us are frankly not worth owning – they’ve come up with an absolute masterstroke to further exploit the treasures of the lands we have conquered.”

“Interesting old chap tell me more.”

“Well for yonks now we’ve been giving the natives a jolly good dose of religion in return for all the usual stuff – you know, gold, diamonds, tea, spices and such like yet now those clever chappies of ours have spotted a little niche market mainly in the hands of the A-Rabs presently who run it as a cottage industry of sorts.  I’m talking slavery here. Basically we want to globalize slavery – what a bloody good wheeze!”

“Oh I see, I’m guessing here we can grab any number of the Negro populous especially so from West Africa and transport them across to the new lands of the America’s to pick cotton or whatever as slaves. How did I miss that one – staring us in the face. This nation of ours will make bleddy millions!”

“I know and it gets even better if you think about what the old boy also said which is, ‘In years to come future generations – our children’s, children’s children – will be able to be proud to be British.’ Fine line I believe?”

“How very, very true.”

“Mind you he added, ‘let no one call you Ray Cyst,’ which frankly flew over my head.”

“Me too – fancy a snifter over the club?”

“Why not.” 

AS TO WHETHER OR NOT SUCH A MEETING EVER TOOK PLACE I DOUBT – YET YOU NEVER KNOW!  IT IS LIKELY THAT THIS ONCE GREAT (maybe powerful would be a better word) NATION OF OURS LET THE SLAVE TRADE EVOLVE INTO WHAT IT BECAME – PURE FUCKING EVIL!

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11 thoughts on “NEWS OF THE GLOBALISATION OF THE SLAVE TRADE REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

  1. Brilliant once again…It goes to your credit Carruthers still comes off as a rather nice chap even when England is the ‘bad guy’. I find hiim pleasant, even when he is Ray Cyst…

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