Thank you for taking this surreptitious picture Shirl,
One for which I did not pose,
For it looks as though I have aimed my finger up at,
Yet have entirely missed my nose.
And thank you again Shirley my love,
For posting onto your Facebook page,
Said snapshot of this reluctant old fool,
Looking more of a twat than a sage.
Thus it is that I’m subject to ridicule,
As an unaccomplished nostril picker,
So thank you again my child bride old boot,
I shall probably now turn to strong liquor.
There I was at my little grandson’s 2nd birthday party when low and behold unbeknownst to me she takes a snap in the full knowledge that I hate pictures of me!