EDWARD IS MIFFED!

Edward, Chairman of the men only ‘Let’s All Look the Same Society’ strides ever forward in disgust. He knows for a fact that Cedric – never one to conform – was telling lies, when, a little earlier that he said he thought tonight was a once off, ‘Lone Ranger’ fancy dress party. Advertisements

KITTY

No one told me That Kitty had died She just Disappeared From my life One day No more Visits to her house On the top deck Of the number 65 Bus to Ealing No more gifts of Wrigley’s chewing gum Kitty had Boxes and boxes Of the stuff She had Developed a taste For gum … More KITTY

TIFFANY IMPARTS NEWS OF HER AWKWARD DILEMMA TO CARRUTHERS!

“I say Carruthers I understand that our lovely little secretary Tiffany wants a private word with you regarding a personal matter. She was unwilling to impart any details to me so I am unable to give you the heads up as to what exactly she has to say. I think though, given the fact that … More TIFFANY IMPARTS NEWS OF HER AWKWARD DILEMMA TO CARRUTHERS!

FROM THE HIDEAWAY OF ADULTHOOD

A word of four syllables ‘Conscientious’ Precedes another word ‘Objector’ ‘Conscientious objector’ That was it I remember now   A child Not blessed With academic acumen That was me Yet those Two words I knew Mind you I couldn’t spell ‘Conscientious objector’ Not back then   My mother said ‘Conscientious objector’ Regularly Geographically confined To … More FROM THE HIDEAWAY OF ADULTHOOD

DEIRDRE WANTS THE POPE TO CANONIZE CARUTTHERS’ KNOB!

  “I say Carruthers have all the dreadful shenanigans with the missus calmed down yet?  I know it’s been so very tiresome for you of late.” “Tell me about it old chap.  I just don’t understand the woman one tiny bit. Just last evening as I was thumbing through Town & Country whilst partaking of … More DEIRDRE WANTS THE POPE TO CANONIZE CARUTTHERS’ KNOB!