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Soz Satire Xmas issue, complete with a mysterious rash, pictured infecting millions last night.
The British Medical Association are claiming that the recent alarming rise in sexually transmitted diseases across the country is entirely due to the launch of the bumper April edition of Soz Satire magazine which came out earlier this month.
A spokesperson for the genito-urinary clinic at The Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel, East London, told us.
“We used to be able to take it easy at work until Soz launched their bumper April edition, now we’re going at it like one-armed paper hangers. I’ve not even had a chance to take the old woman food shopping at Tescos, and it’s all down to those bastards!”
We spoke to a random selection of sufferers last night and we print their testimonials below:
“I’d never had an STD in my life until the new Soz came out…
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