OUTRAGE AS ATHEIST GIRL ‘STONED’ AFTER MARRYING AND HAVING CHILD BY AN AGNOSTIC!

Breaking News: Shock waves and condemnation from around the globe as news breaks of atheist Sue Dan getting ‘stoned’ just weeks after giving birth to baby ‘Moonbeam’ her child by husband, agnostic Nige Eira! When interviewed hubby Nige commented, “I think it’s disgusting she got stoned just weeks after the birth. In my opinion she … More OUTRAGE AS ATHEIST GIRL ‘STONED’ AFTER MARRYING AND HAVING CHILD BY AN AGNOSTIC!

JUNIPER CHERRY-BLOSSOM – THE PULSE EATING VEGAN

“Crumbs Juniper there’s a God awful pong about the lounge this morning. I’m guessing you’ve been on the pulses once more?” “Yes Denzel darling I did venture toward the curried red lentil savouries at Marigold’s little soirée in aid of the impoverished earwig herders of Cumbria last evening. Rather overdid it I think.” “You certainly … More JUNIPER CHERRY-BLOSSOM – THE PULSE EATING VEGAN

CARRUTHER’S MARRIAGE IS OVER AS DEIRDRE DEPARTS ‘ONCE AND FOR ALL’

“I say Carruthers you do look all of a muddle this morning. Penny for your thoughts old chum.” “Oh it’s nothing much – just something Deirdre said last evening.” “What was that then?” “Well there we were over dinner, me as happy as a sand boy chatting on about this and that when Deirdre, quite … More CARRUTHER’S MARRIAGE IS OVER AS DEIRDRE DEPARTS ‘ONCE AND FOR ALL’

WILLIAM WORDSWORTH SUFFERS FROM ‘POETS BLOCK’

The year is 1802. Poet William Wordsworth and his sister Dorothy have just returned to Dove Cottage where both have recently taken up residence (don’t even go there!) in the Lake District having, a little earlier in the day had a jolly good constitutional walking about Glencoyne Bay in Ullswater just up the road a … More WILLIAM WORDSWORTH SUFFERS FROM ‘POETS BLOCK’