THE WRETCHED TALE OF VINCENT COALBUNKER’S RUNNY NOSE

Until August 8th last year my life was going swimmingly well. I had well paid employment, a girlfriend whose beauty was the envy of my chums and….oh yes……I had chums as well.  Whatever that date, August 8th last year was the day my nose began to run. Initially just a drip, then as the day … More THE WRETCHED TALE OF VINCENT COALBUNKER’S RUNNY NOSE

San Francisco To Lower Golden Gate Bridge To Curb Suicide Attempts

Originally posted on SOZ SATIRE:
London’s Tower Bridge demonstrates it’s famous “Pinball Flippers” anti-suicide equipment. ******************************************** ? The city of San Francisco in The United States have announced that they are going to lower the famous Golden Gate Bridge, which spans San Francisco Bay and links it to The Pacific Ocean, leaving it suspended just…

THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF JESSICA DOWNLOW THE SUICIDAL TREE HUGGING POET & PC ROBERT BOBBY aka ‘BOBBY BOB BOB’

JESSICA’S STORY: “I just knew it would turn out this way. There was me in the deepest part of the forest enacting my 55th suicide attempt by way of supergluing myself to a tree and becoming at one with it when lo and behold who should turn up but ‘Bobby Bob Bo’ our local policeman. … More THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF JESSICA DOWNLOW THE SUICIDAL TREE HUGGING POET & PC ROBERT BOBBY aka ‘BOBBY BOB BOB’

Dorking To Stage “Sharia Law Summer Fete Of Retribution”

Originally posted on SOZ SATIRE:
Excited townsfolk awaiting the result of last week’s Grand Raffle And Prize Draw *********************************** Following the imposition of Islamic sharia law last month, the sleepy Surrey backwater of Dorking have announced details of their forthcoming summer fete in the parish magazine. Written by hand in Arabic, using the blood of…