Israel Launch Retaliatory Strike On Maternity Hospital Following Tel Aviv Woman’s Dust On Washing Claim

Originally posted on SOZ SATIRE:
Stop this fucking butchery! Damn you all to hell! Israeli jet fighters have attacked and destroyed a maternity hospital in Gaza in what is believed to be a retaliatory strike after a woman in Tel Aviv reported dust particles on her sheets, possibly caused by debris from a Hamas rocket,…

JONNY CATAPAULT – THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & FREDA KAHLO’S CORRODED PIPES

“Well I’ve never seen the like of it Freda girl. I mean to say corrosion being the complex series of reactions between the water and metal pipes in which the water is transported leading to oxidation certainly had discoloured your drinking water to the point it had become toxic – fucking lucky you called me … More JONNY CATAPAULT – THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & FREDA KAHLO’S CORRODED PIPES

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DOCTOR GLOOM – THE TALE OF HIS STOLEN BASEBALL BAT!

“Good morrow Doctor Gloom and might I say you look a happy, spritely soul this fine day. What Sir are you drinking?” “Pint of your usual gnat’s piss landlord and what pray is this upbeat greeting all about? It’s freezing cold out there; pissing with rain and I’m soaked fucking through.” “Oh come on Gloomo … More THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DOCTOR GLOOM – THE TALE OF HIS STOLEN BASEBALL BAT!

‘A SNIPER’S GIFT OF A GOODNIGHT KISS’ – A verse of respect and remembrance using just some of the words and phrases gifted us from the trenches of WW1

I was ‘arguing the toss’ with Private Jenkinson A ‘badmash’ who would not ‘muck in’ The camaraderie of a ‘fair whack’ Simply caused him to grin a foolish grin   And cause a great commotion Debating who would get to use the ‘dixie’ And fry the ‘bully beef’ and ‘barkers’ up Yet scoffing it would … More ‘A SNIPER’S GIFT OF A GOODNIGHT KISS’ – A verse of respect and remembrance using just some of the words and phrases gifted us from the trenches of WW1

‘IMAGINE THERE’S NO……………………CLEAN KNICKERS IN THE CHEST OF DRAWERS’ AS JOHN LENNON SUFFERS LYRICISTS BLOCK!

Tittenhurst Park, England; May 1971: John Lennon has it in mind to really kick off his solo career by writing a belter of a song – a guaranteed best seller. Just one problem though for whilst John has already mapped out the melody as he sits down at his piano with his lover Yoko Ono … More ‘IMAGINE THERE’S NO……………………CLEAN KNICKERS IN THE CHEST OF DRAWERS’ AS JOHN LENNON SUFFERS LYRICISTS BLOCK!