THE SAD DEMISE OF BRIAN THE BULL! A piece of silly verse

Think something is wrong at WordPress as this has not appeared on the bloody reading thing thus I am trying once more!

- MIKE STEEDEN -

bull

I knew a beast called Brian once

To him I made a marriage vow

You see Brian is a massive bull

And I’m a Guernsey cow

Yet I could never trust Brian

He had a roving eye

Chased after all the other girls

Leaving me alone to cry

You see Brian the wayward bovine

He kept a harem numbering fifty

Even kept them satisfied

Although to my taste he was somewhat nifty

Never mind Brian’s gone now

Put his back out mounting Sheila

A harlot of a Friesian

Yet he did his best to please her

Farmer Giles was quite upset

To see his prize breeder suffer ache

So he sent him to the abattoir

To be turned into rump steak

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