95% Of Americans Will Have Accidentally Killed Each Other By 2050 Concludes Survey

Satire from Lord Daniel Soz 7th. Earl of Whitechapel!

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Pupils and teachers from Alabama State High School pictured taking an enforced break during a class nature walk yesterday.

A shock investigation by a popular American magazine has revealed that by the year 2050 an incredible 95% of American citizens will have accidentally killed each other by the negligent discharge of firearms.

The in-depth analysis comes just weeks after a young black male was shot dead in the street by cops who mistook his hands up gesture to be a threat to the lives of themselves and fellow officers, and the accidental fatal shooting of a firearms instructor by a 9 year old girl last week.

Fightin’ And A Feudin’ magazine also claim that by the turn of the next century the American armed forces will have entirely wiped themselves out, along with 97% of Nato forces, in friendly fire incidents.

A spokesman for the National Rifle Association Of America…

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4 thoughts on “95% Of Americans Will Have Accidentally Killed Each Other By 2050 Concludes Survey

    1. Good on you Sir – we have a right wing, protectionist lobby all over Europe presently threatening to break up the EU (the very thing that’s stopped Western European nations beating seven barrels of shit out of each other every 20 years since the beginning of time like we used to do). Just wish I had some place to hide!

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