JONNY CATAPAULT THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & LISA YUSKAVAGE’S SHOWER CUBICLE

“Never in all my born days have I seen such a blockage as that in a shower cubicle…….what a fucking (excuse me French) mess!  What young Lisa have you been doing in there? If I didn’t know better I’d hazard a guess you’ve been having custard pie fights.” “I did as it happens………have a custard … More JONNY CATAPAULT THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & LISA YUSKAVAGE’S SHOWER CUBICLE

THE CRESTFALLEN SAGE

The circus visits Acrobats distract Brave lithesome girls Birds on a wire Atlas men Muscle bound pyramid   He forgets his purpose When the travellers Come to town   Jugglers juggle His eyes fail to cope Darts of Agincourt His thoughts blended At a rate of knots Hell for leather A soup of lunacy Inside … More THE CRESTFALLEN SAGE

Jihadists Need To “Dress For Success” Says UN Envoy Victoria Beckham

Originally posted on The League of Mental Men!:
Victoria Beckham pictured last week showing the General Synod Of Great Britain how to look classy but sexy during a fractious, religious schism  Newly appointed United Nations envoy and fashionista, Victoria Beckham, has hit out at what she calls the “appalling and outdated” dress sense of Islamist…