Friday it is – another JC skit from my early days of blogging!
Judea AD28: JC has been out on a ‘stag night’ he organised for Judas, one of his mates from down the pub. A jolly good time has been had by one and all at John the Baptiste’s riverside bar, ‘The Christening of Bacchus.’ Shekels aplenty have been spent and the stripper from Galilee, Angel Arcs (my how she arced) who started out dressed as a Roman Centurion has gone down a treat. The early hours are upon him, the rain pouring down in shed loads and several buckets of lager later JC curses at the front door desperate to get inside quick as his bladder is fit to burst. Following a few abortive attempts to get his key in the lock JC enters only to find Mary sat down in her favourite chair playing with her IPad thing exactly as he left her earlier!
Mary: “Pissed again I see. …
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