“I say Inchy old chap I do think it’s a bit orf you publishing that photo of me and the missus having a swift snog at the Palace all over Facebook – my reputation as one who favours a republic lies in tatters – even worse the old boot refused me my knighthood. Told us both to ‘Fuck orf’ to boot. Your entire bleddy fault! I can however report that Her Majesty never used the kharzi, belched or farted even just the once in the time we were there.”
You can catch the swine that is said Inchy (he being the one who mugged this shot up) at both;
He is worth a read if you’re prepared to open a vein!