Starbucks, Halfway House Shopping Precinct, Purgatory; Sometime post 13th. August 1910: Famed for her acts of kindness nursing the injured British troops during the Crimean War, Florence Nightingale has since her death been stuck in Purgatory. St Peter had taken it upon himself to deny her access to Heaven on account of perceived Health & … More SATAN & FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE DISCUSS FACEBOOK ISSUES
Her eyes Windows chanced upon Those sweet, sweet eyes A tableau of Her essence and By way of bonus A fraudulent glimpse of her Delicious yet Very private secret Coincidence? He wonders Whatever, they share A fresh cocktail of Flesh and soul Hold back on the ice Tastes best at room temperature Afterwards … More COCKTAIL OF FLESH & SOUL
A Ribald Tale! Well there’s a thing! I had the very strangest dream……a dream in which I was at one with an oak tree I had hugged in a fit of angst apropos my previous 55 unsuccessful attempts to top myself once and for all. It seemed so very, very real…..the dream that is…….I felt … More THE SAD DEMISE OF JESSICA DOWNLOW – THE TREE HUGGING SUICIDAL POET
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An out-of-date issue of a satirical magazine pictured being largely ignored last night ? A well-appointed, London-based, satirical magazine is actively seeking somebody who’s quite good at drawing to illustrate a cartoon strip I’ve conceived, which features an alcoholic superhero as its main protagonist. The successful applicant…
She could spin on a sixpence Of course she could The egotistical fellow Descended the Spiral staircase Wrought iron Charcoal grey Saw her at the Unlatched door Titfer crooked Breeze tangled hair Coat loose A bustling girl In a flurried retreat Her war finally won on the Back of battles lost Autumn leaves … More SHE COULD SPIN ON A SIXPENCE
A new one I’ve written for LOMM!
Spend wisely the Currency known as passion For there are No snips to be had You get what you pay for With affairs of the heart Too rare to be At the mercy of Greedy traders Pulling strings Force feeding or Bloodletting of Precious metals Commodities and Foreign Exchange Tawdry things them all … More THE CURRENCY KNOWN AS PASSION