GOD GRASSES UP CAIN TO THE OLD BILL!

Thought this old piece from when I started blogging worth a re-run!

- MIKE STEEDEN -

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Jerusalem, Pre 2nd millennium BC: With the tourist season now well and truly over and the winter months just around the corner Cain has quit busking outside of the Tower of Babylon to take up a labouring job in Jerusalem working on the construction of an underpass that will form part of the new ring road when completed.  Cain, his hard hat and high visibility jacket masking the dreadlocks and his penchant for Aussie beach jewellery and tie-dye misses the comfort of Tracey, the Whore of Babylon so very much, yet as God had said after he had inadvertently murdered Abel, he was destined to walk this Earth alone for the rest of his days. It’s a bummer yet there is nothing the poor chap can do about it. We find Cain, shovel in hand, digging a bloody great hole with the other guys in the gang.  Whilst…

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5 thoughts on “GOD GRASSES UP CAIN TO THE OLD BILL!

    1. I’ve got an Andriod Tablet thing yet rarely use it – wish that got nicked instead of her IPad! I’m could start introducing the Android – reckon Jonny Catapault would have one. This Fridays I shall start re-running my Satan skits yet cannot remember if he has one. ‘Tis rainy proper English rain here – has been for three days now!

      1. I can’t wait to see what you do with Satan, and how many Facebook friends he has. LOL! Three days of rain? YUCK! At least it’s not when you’re moving. We’ve actually had a good weather week, with low humidity and under 85 degrees. But the rail and humidity will return Wednesday. And the heat. YUCK!

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