In point of fact Arsene Wenger reads this mag whilst taking a number two! He told me himself he thinks it’s ‘quality’ – bloody shame he can’t read English really!
I bet you can’t wait can you? *cocks pistol*
There was practically no reaction at all on Tuesday of this week as Soz Satire, a satirical magazine famed for it’s anonymity and risibly poor content, announced the forthcoming launch of their Halloween edition.
Editor-in-chief, Clivey Dee, 21, told an empty press conference in York Hall Bethnal Green.
“The lack of reaction has been absolutely astonishing. We haven’t been as studiously ignored as this since we launched the Bumper Xmas Edition in 2012! In fact I’d go as far as to say that the sheer apathy, combined with a kind of hurtful refusal to even acknowledge our existence, has taken our breath away.
“To be honest we can’t wait to get cracking on the November Guy Fawkes issue. The prospect of miserably looking at the turgid viewing stats each day, and the crestfallen looks on the faces of the writers when…
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