NEWS OF THE HALLOWEEN ISSUE OF SOZSATIRE REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

“I say Carruthers that secretary of ours…you know young Tiffany…well I’ve just caught her out sneaking orf work I’ll have you know!” “Sneaking orf work…good Lord never heard the like of it.  Having said that where had the girl sneaked orf to?” “Oh the ladies facilities.” “The ladies facilities!  You mean you’ve been inside the … More NEWS OF THE HALLOWEEN ISSUE OF SOZSATIRE REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

THE CURSE OF THREE

Too soon the time would come When he would see her only With his eyes tight shut   Waking to a nouveau Same old, same old His early solitary morns A hell within Hell In a now charmless Dark Age Shangri La   The Great Hall A feast! Impaired joviality Notwithstanding Duckling, mead and The … More THE CURSE OF THREE

JONNY CATAPAULT THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & THE DISPOSABLE NAPPIES BLOCKING GUSTAV KLIMT’S TOILET

“How many kids did you say you’ve got Gustavio my friend?” “14 at last count Jonny…no maybe its 15 now…um…not sure if the truth be told.” “Well from the state of your blocked lavatory pan here I’d say they must have all shat at the same time.  In God’s truth I’ve never come across a … More JONNY CATAPAULT THE PLUMBER THE ARTISTS ALL TRUST & THE DISPOSABLE NAPPIES BLOCKING GUSTAV KLIMT’S TOILET

Mob Attack Offices Of Satirical Magazine As Wave Of Apathy Turns Nasty

Originally posted on The League of Mental Men!:
The plush, Soz Satire Office, looking resplendent, shortly before being attacked by a baying mob A baying mob of over 200 furious bookworms and newsagents last night stormed the offices of the controversial satirical magazine, Soz Satire, following the launch of their eagerly anticipated, Halloween edition. Wielding…