SUNDAY MORNING

  In his dream she was there with him a café where cigarettes were approved of, vapour camouflaged the hectic waiters stumbling, rushing yet never spilling a drop an accordion fidgeted, Jacques Brel sung a chanson, made all the big girls cry Waking up can sometimes be a let down   He favoured Russian roulette … More SUNDAY MORNING

SUCH IS LIFE

He left at first light by the back door In his wash bag your heart that he stole You never saw him again till the day that you died When past memories began to fast scroll   As if in an instant at your final breath Like trailers from movies transposed Onto the big screen … More SUCH IS LIFE

DEIDRE’S LUBRICANT!

Originally posted on – MIKE STEEDEN –:
“I say Carruthers it’s been so very long since we last did it I think I’ll need lubricant.”  “Lou Bricant! Who the ruddy hell is Lou Bricant when he’s at home and why oh why Deidre would you need him…whomsoever the bastard is…am I not your husband…am I…

DEIDRE’S LUBRICANT!

“I say Carruthers it’s been so very long since we last did it I think I’ll need lubricant.”  “Lou Bricant! Who the ruddy hell is Lou Bricant when he’s at home and why oh why Deidre would you need him…whomsoever the bastard is…am I not your husband…am I not capable of fulfilling even your more … More DEIDRE’S LUBRICANT!

KIM & VLAD’s MUTUAL LOVE OF WILDLIFE

Central Luxury Mansion, Ryongsong, Northern Pyongyang; Early Summer 2015: Kim Jong-un the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is at home readying himself for a hearty breakfast in the company of his valued advisor Tyrone and servant girl Svetlana having a chat about this and that. “Oi Tyrone mate you’ll never guess … More KIM & VLAD’s MUTUAL LOVE OF WILDLIFE

A WALK IN THE PARK

  A not so ‘fine’ drizzle blankets both lenses and optimism dampens the spirit too, mucks up a walk in the park   “A penny for your thoughts angel?”  That she did not reply did not deter “Christ girl you’ve a face like a slapped arse…what’s up, maybe I can help?” “I hardly think so…leave … More A WALK IN THE PARK