SVETLANA’S QUEST

Social climber, Svetlana, would do just about anything to trap a chap, any chap really, who she thought may get ‘ahead’ in life. Re-run of an old caption from a while back…as today is Svetlana Day!

UBIQUITOUS SNACKS

A preamble kiss and a bottle of cheap chilled something or other would, he felt sure score another notch on the bedpost of life. Regardless he would make his getaway as soon as she fell asleep Come dawns sweet tea she tutted the crabby tut of the recycled on behalf of ubiquitous snacks through time … More UBIQUITOUS SNACKS

FALSE MEMORIES

Company car keys at the ready CHECK Stuffed to bursting point plastic carrier bags CHECK Wonky old suitcase, zipper knackered a bit; just the one functional wheel…bollocks CHECK Cherished vinyl’s stuffed precariously under a sweaty armpit CHECK A stolen memento (not telling) CHECK Fly buttons done up? CHECK ‘My hat…where’s my bloody hat? Forgot…I’m wearing … More FALSE MEMORIES

A BLASÉ GENIUS PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH A DYSLEXIC COSMOS

Ever the gentleman he held open the café door for a winsome fossil to exit only to discover that in her wake followed a wrinkle of geriatrics each mumbling regret for past doings Seemingly an eon later he would observe the throng shuffling hither and thither headless tortoises one and all in an attempt to … More A BLASÉ GENIUS PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH A DYSLEXIC COSMOS