SURVEY: Intelligence Quotient at Brexit Celebration Will Mirror 1960s Chimp’s Tea Party

Satire at its very best from The Whitechapel Whelk.

The Whitechapel Whelk

chimpsBrexit Party members pictured in earnest discussion last week

A recent survey carried out by Swansea University has found that the average level of intelligence per attendee at the forthcoming Brexit celebratory gathering in Parliament Square on January 31st will be roughly on a par with a primate at one of the chimp’s tea parties that were held at London Zoo in the 1960s.

The study, conducted among a cross-section of Brexit enthusiasts who have expressed a desire to attend, found that the intellect of some party-goers was so woefully low that many were unable to complete the questionnaire, or defaced it by scribbling over the questions in green crayon.

The party itself – the brainchild of Brexit poster boy, Nigel Farage – will feature appearances from prominent Brexiteers such as Weatherspoons boss, Tim Martin, pop star, Morrisey, and diminutive MP, Mark Francois, who will be provided with a box…

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6 thoughts on “SURVEY: Intelligence Quotient at Brexit Celebration Will Mirror 1960s Chimp’s Tea Party

  1. Cheers matey. I had a feeling you’d enjoy that one. Are you going, by the way? If so, don’t forget to bring a bottle…of cold piss.

    1. Good on you, Lionel. I shall most likely get my FB act together come Feb. As of the moment I dare not, I regularly lose the plot offline when in the company of diverts and racists to the extent I don’t need the addition of online debates presently. ‘Tis not good for the blood pressure. This, however, is a classic piece I just had to share and sod the consequences.

  2. LMAO! I’m heading to the other blog to finish reading.

    I GOT THE BOOK!!!!
    It came yesterday. My Norman (& me) LOVES the cover.
    You are second in the pile. I’m returning Notes From Underground by Dostoyevsky to the library. I read 4 chapters, and I don’t know who I am or what I’m doing anymore. I might be a mouse or an insect.
    Shehanne Moore sent me a copy of The Viking and the Courtesan last month. She is one of my Art Gowns Models (that I draw) there are gowns in her books, usually. I think this one is more on about shoes, but a courtesan has to wear gowns. Otherwise, WTF, why bother being a courtesan?

    Thank you so very much, Mike… and for the signing! I’m looking forward! xo

    1. Wonderful, your postal service did its job. Jolly dee and all that. The feedback I’m getting is good. Time now I suppose to do some tedious marketing (or not, as the fancy takes). Too many compliments and licentious sniggers thus far…surely to God I’ve offended at least one of them. I jest, although there is some truth in that. Whatever, I live in hope both you and Norman will be taken with my tome…and absolutely no worries if not. Shehanne is a lovely gal and a fine writer. Moreover, she is perhaps the most helpful person; the one who once told me ‘never throw unused words away; you’ll never know when you might need them’. That was possibly the best piece of advice I’ve ever been afforded for in days of yore, in childish temper, I would often hit ‘delete’ and obliterate pages and pages of print, then weeks later regret it. Yes, Shehanne is one of the few top notch writers prepared to advise and assist even though she doesn’t have to…a rare kind of personage. That said, I’ll bore no more and leave you to it. Regards, The Old Fool still seeking out a hill to spend day after day alone upon.

    1. I believe the whole western world…in terms of an ever growing far right movement…is in said tither. I agree though, there is little hope presently. The Old Fool now occasionally named TOF by one of the followers on my blog. I rather like the tag!

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