Once more the lowlife media are on my case. Will it never end, I ask myself? Let Fleet Street and its hacks be damned. Me, the leftie with a heart of gold…the missus, less so. In essence, once again I am falsely accused of a racism of sorts. It fairly breaks my heart, a heart born of Mother Russia, as my DNA test results can confirm (true, as it happens). Indeed, I’m 87% Russian but that doesn’t make me Rasputin’s love child, does it? Beside, all he and I have in common is an all-consuming lust for strong drink.
How can this beastly columnist make accusations about me thus? For God’s sake I’m the one who sits proudly upon the lavatory seat, morning, noon and night, belting out my own rendition of left-wing song, ‘The Internationale’ while my comrades wait outside the door, many in tears.
Then there is the wife. Unless I am afflicted with a blindness, I can report she is blonde with blue eyes. Yes, it may well be the case that her father was an active devotee of the Newton Abbot, Devon, England, branch of Hitler Youth but does that automatically make her a hardened fascist? Not in my book, I have to say. So she spends her life in an olive cotton tropical Afrika Korps uniform, and has her CD of Wagner on repeat all fucking day, but so what, it means nothing. Enough I say. Enough.
That said, I am compelled to let anyone out there who might think I lean to the right that that is not the case, in part or at all. The author of this blog post I have re-blogged, one Dany Soz is bloody fine satirist; a bloody fine bloke who has my respect. When the likes of Mr Soz…and I stress, me also…chances upon others, he sees the person, not the colour of his or her’s skin.
Good fortune be on you Sir.
Steeden and Blamey in happier times before finding out that they both had a touch of the tar brush
An extreme right-wing couple have been attacking each other with racist slurs since discovering that all of mankind can trace its roots back to the African continent.
Mike Steeden, 80, and his 40-year-old partner, Shirley Blamey, have been locked in a bitter race war since reading about man’s links to Africa in The Guardian newspaper.
The pair, have been racially abusing one another online and have even been taunting one another with monkey chants when one of them enters a room.
Steeden, a retired caretaker from Kentish Town in West London, told us: “We used to get on like a house on fire before I found out she was basically as black as the ace of spades.
“Now, I avoid being in the same room and don’t allow her to cook…
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