Back home in the County of Kent young Rosie the loveable monster girl had to face her boyfriend, a pleasant dog none too bright going by the handle ‘Toby the Muscular Mongrel’. The pair had always made a fine couple spending much of their time in the fields and forests together running hither and yon. However, only last week while holidaying in a delightful old ghostly cottage we’d rented in a village sat plum in the middle of the South Downs National Park she fell upon the true love of her life, a lurcher just like she called ‘Lico’. Lico is no average chap. Indeed, a handsome fellow from Belgium, and moreover he is the Flyball Champion of the World who also broke all speed records the event had ever seen. Victory at Crufts 2022 followed by that World Championship, Lico won the lot and in doing so thrashing his own colleagues in the ‘Roadrunners Beep Beep’ team.
How so I know these things? If the truth be told they came via a likeable character called Matthew, Lico’s owner, the both of them Belgians. A hot evening, Shirl and I taking a cold-beer or two outside the pub opposite our letting prior to dinner when seemingly from nowhere, Matthew and Lico joined us at our table, Matthew keen to know Rosie’s background. While we chatted away, both Rosie and Lico sniffing each other’s crucial parts as dogs tend to do when we noticed the ‘sniffing’ had evolved into an out and out lingering, nose to nose, romantic kiss. Good fortune has it that I am familiar with the ‘canine barking language’ and it was because of that that Rosie was able to let me know that she was in love with Lico and that Toby the Muscular Mongrel no longer meant a thing to her. That when, upon our return to Kent, discovering that Rosie had ditched poor Toby, he barked at her calling her nought but a brazen hussy…yet she couldn’t care less. It rather looks like that we…Shirl and I…will be taking Rosie on trips across La Manche to good old Belgique in the months to come, after all Rosie has let it be known that Lico is definitely the dog of her dreams what with him being the fastest lurcher the world has ever as well as being the best kisser known to dogkind.
Below, the relevent segment regarding the video of Lico’s remarkable success when breaking all previous records.
For what it’s worth, Rosie and Mayday…Mayday being the female character in my recent book by the same name…are two of a kind in many respects. Both of them intoxicating women who live the life they choose, and neither take prisoners. Should that that tome or indeed any of my books to date take your fancy they can be purchased from AMAZON in PAPERBACK form or on regular KINDLE as well as for FREE on KINDLE UNLIMITED. To access, click on the picture below.
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