“Crumbs Juniper there’s a God awful pong about the lounge this morning. I’m guessing you’ve been on the pulses once more, my love?” “Yes Denzel darling I did venture toward the curried red lentil savouries at Marigold’s little soirée in aid of the impoverished harvesters of the organically grown damsons of Cumbria last evening. Rather … More JUNIPER CHERRY-BLOSSOM – THE PULSE EATING VEGAN
Venue, Hell – Post the Beginning of Time: A most disgruntled Satan is rummaging about Hell looking for his bicycle clips. Ever since the idea struck him last evening he’d been looking forward to going ‘off road’ on his new mountain bike, a present from Enepsigos (the fallen angel who appears in the shape of … More SATAN’S LOST BICYCLE CLIPS
GREAT LIVES: This Week, I Interview Danny Soz, Who Doesn’t Like To Mention His Book MIKE: So Danny, tell us a little about yourself DANNY: I’ve written a book MIKE: Yes, I meant tell us something about your personal history. The place you were born and grew up in, for example DANNY: I was born … More GREAT LIVES: THIS WEEK, DANNY SOZ
I am the gypsy in the company of Nazis I am the black slave The Empire kept under its bowler hat I am the immigrant Albion gave the thumbs down to The one the beer-bellied disciple would deny The one the true blue dyed-in-the-wool cannot stomach The one the ‘old’ rich and their host of … More IN THE COMPANY OF NAZIS
The sun is shining. The time has come to take a summer break from blogging. Not too long a break, just sufficient enough for dear Shirl and I to partake of a little time travel and do what disgraceful aging juveniles do best. I’ll leave you to guess what the latter might be. In the … More A SUMMER BREAK
It is often said of me that I am, ‘about as much use as a fart in a thunderstorm’. Most likely there is more than an element of truth in that. In particular, technology is my bette noir hence you find me on a wing and a prayer, hoping against hope that I’ve managed to … More A BEAUTIFUL SONG
WARNING: This book may contain traces of nuts (not of the edible kind) and may also cause drowsiness amongst those unfamiliar with the English language. Bibliophobia sufferers may experience severe panic attacks. Additionally, it is strongly recommended that you do not drive whilst reading. INGREDIENTS: Lunacy, stupidity, silliness, idiocy, absurdity, aberration, eccentricity and fragments of … More THE ELASTIC SNAPPED
