“Look Adam my old mate, you do bugger all around here.  When was the last time you mowed the grass?  And look at all those bloody leaves stacking up – who’s going to get the rake out?  Me again I suppose?  Frankly Adam I’ve had it up to here.  Now you say, ‘Oh I’m … More EVE HAS HAD ENOUGH AS HER DREAM OF PARADISE FADES! – A caption to a randomly selected picture.