THE ELASTIC SNAPPED

WARNING: This book may contain traces of nuts (not of the edible kind) and may also cause drowsiness amongst those unfamiliar with the English language. Bibliophobia sufferers may experience severe panic attacks.  Additionally, it is strongly recommended that you do not drive whilst reading. INGREDIENTS: Lunacy, stupidity, silliness, idiocy, absurdity, aberration, eccentricity and fragments of … More THE ELASTIC SNAPPED

“SHE CAN KILL WITH A……………..CLUB HAMMER” AS BILLY JOEL SUFFERS FROM LYRICISTS BLOCK!

A Penthouse Flat, New York. 1977: The singer-songwriter of international acclaim Billy Joel is putting the finishing touches to his forthcoming album ‘The Stranger.’ Not that he is aware of it yet but this album will in years to come be recognised as his magnum opus. The thing is presently he feels he needs a … More “SHE CAN KILL WITH A……………..CLUB HAMMER” AS BILLY JOEL SUFFERS FROM LYRICISTS BLOCK!