NEWS OF BREXIT ISSUES REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

“I say Carruthers, I’ve heard tell Jacob is racist. What pray do you make of that my friend?” “Who the bleddy hell is Jay Cobb when he’s at home?” “I think you got the wrong end of the stick old chum, it’s Jacob Rees-Mogg who’s racist.” “Good Lord, so Rees-Mogg is aka Ray Cyst. Doesn’t … More NEWS OF BREXIT ISSUES REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

DEIDRE’S LUBRICANT!

“I say Carruthers it’s been so very long since we last did it I think I’ll need lubricant.”  “Lou Bricant! Who the ruddy hell is Lou Bricant when he’s at home and why oh why Deidre would you need him…whomsoever the bastard is…am I not your husband…am I not capable of fulfilling even your more … More DEIDRE’S LUBRICANT!

FRANCOIS KNOCKS ONE OUT FOR TIFFANY!

Foreign Office, London, May 1941: Erstwhile office girl from the Foreign Office now a special agent conducting covert duties against the German invaders in Northern France had, following a successful mission disrupting Luftwaffe capabilities been captured by the Gestapo. However her chivalrous partner in espionage, Francois of the French Resistance movement has come to Tiffany’s … More FRANCOIS KNOCKS ONE OUT FOR TIFFANY!

CARRY ON TIFFANY – An account of young Tiffany’s WW2 covert mission to Northern France!

Foreign Office, London; April 1941: London is in the throes of sustained strategic bombing raids from the German Luftwaffe – aka ‘The Blitz.’ On the basis she is one of the very few people in England fluent in French, brave young Foreign Office secretary Tiffany has been seconded by British Special Operations to be dropped … More CARRY ON TIFFANY – An account of young Tiffany’s WW2 covert mission to Northern France!

YANKS AIRBRUSH BRITISH MOON MISSION FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS!

An extract from The Duke of Edinburgh’s biography of Twatersley Fromage OBE Rice University, Houston. September 12, 1962: Raising the stakes in the competition between Cold War rivals, the Soviet Union and the United States for supremacy in spaceflight capability President John F Kennedy gives a speech, broadcast worldwide stating unequivocally that the US will … More YANKS AIRBRUSH BRITISH MOON MISSION FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS!

NEWS OF THE FORTHCOMING GENERAL ELECTION REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

“I say Carruthers I bumped into one of those awful tabloid journalist type chaps in the Press Gallery at the Commons last evening and he said quite the strangest thing you know.” “What’s that then?” “Well his exact words were, ‘I think this ballot come poll will see another Cat O’Lyst not unlike that Christine … More NEWS OF THE FORTHCOMING GENERAL ELECTION REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

NEWS OF A STOLEN TRANSCRIPT REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

“I say Carruthers the PM’s private secretary is frantic.” “Fran Tic? Gosh I thought her name was Sheila…I mean I’ve been calling her Sheila for years. She must think me an idiot…I do wish you’d have corrected me before now.” “No old chum she’s frantic as in ‘got her knickers in a twist’.” “How so?” … More NEWS OF A STOLEN TRANSCRIPT REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

NEWS OF THE HALLOWEEN ISSUE OF SOZSATIRE REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!

“I say Carruthers that secretary of ours…you know young Tiffany…well I’ve just caught her out sneaking orf work I’ll have you know!” “Sneaking orf work…good Lord never heard the like of it.  Having said that where had the girl sneaked orf to?” “Oh the ladies facilities.” “The ladies facilities!  You mean you’ve been inside the … More NEWS OF THE HALLOWEEN ISSUE OF SOZSATIRE REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON!