THE NINCOMPOOP’S LAMENT
I stole my love’s heart in ViennaPoached her false teeth in ZagrebYet rather than steal her high heels in NiceI hid them under our bed Once upon a blue moonAll her knickers I did nick in New YorkYet rather than thieve her suspenders in FranceI posted them over to Cork The day that I burst … More THE NINCOMPOOP’S LAMENT