ADRIFT IN FRANCE

Dearest sweet Chantal, I do so hope the signed copy of my new book ‘The Shop That Sells Kisses’ has safely reached you and trust that on this occasion you will refrain from self-harm.  I well remember that upon reading my last tome, ‘Gentlemen Prefer a Pulse’ you took a razor to your wrists, silly … More ADRIFT IN FRANCE

A FRENCH LETTER!

Dear Madam Armentieres, Just a quick note regarding the bijou gite of yours my wife and I rented last week. I recall that you did ask for feedback on the booking form. Well here it is! To say the place was on the small side is to exaggerate. If the truth be told a thong … More A FRENCH LETTER!

GUSSET OF POLKA DOT BIKINI BOTTOMS NEARLY KILLS ME – A ‘true’ story!

  The sky above a pastiche of greys, the air below hangs still and sodden. The atmosphere so clammy and humid is nature’s very own sauna. It signals the imminent arrival of an electric storm. An addition to the potential drama in the heavens, here at ground level the actuality of a dramatization unfolds. The … More GUSSET OF POLKA DOT BIKINI BOTTOMS NEARLY KILLS ME – A ‘true’ story!