SVETLANA’S QUEST

Social climber, Svetlana, would do just about anything to trap a chap, any chap really, who she thought may get ‘ahead’ in life. Re-run of an old caption from a while back…as today is Svetlana Day!

FREDERICK PERKINS – ‘VELCRO CONSULTANT TO THE STARS’

Ring ring…….ring ring……..ring “Hello is there anyone there…hello……….” “Frederick Perkins.” “Is that the actual Frederick Perkins, Velcro Consultant to the Stars?” “Yes, that is I – how can I help you?” “Phew that’s a result – thought I might have got the wrong number.  Anyway, Jonathan Crumbly here. I am most interested in conspiracy theories … More FREDERICK PERKINS – ‘VELCRO CONSULTANT TO THE STARS’

PAC A MAC MAN & GALOSHES BOY – SUPERHEROES!

The End of the Californian Drought   “Oh Pac-A-Mac Man is that your ‘Phallus of Instant Global Weather News’ I hear throbbing?”   “Certainly is my trusty little yet ever so loyal companion Galoshes Boy…it is telling me that there is rain falling in parts of Southern California after what has been a 127 year … More PAC A MAC MAN & GALOSHES BOY – SUPERHEROES!

THE LUNACY OF BEING

“I say Carruthers darling you know Adele don’t you?” “A ‘Del’…um…that would be a Derek by any other name wouldn’t it? Don’t think I do as it happens Deidre…I mean I know a Harry, went to school with more than one Brian and then there’s Percy the landlord at the Three Sheep & Covert Periscope…but … More THE LUNACY OF BEING