SUNSHINE SUPERMAN

Once, so very long ago, or perhaps it was just yesterday, twixt my times with one immaculate cleavage blessed angel and her inevitable lookalike, I had a part time lover of words. Sadly, I cannot remember her name from Adam.  All I can remember are two things she told me as we lay between satin … More SUNSHINE SUPERMAN

THE PROPHECIES OF DEREK DE NOSTRADAMUS

The Nut & Kneecap Ale House, Whitechapel, London – November 2014: Del Nostradamus, unemployed yet oddly in funds is a direct descendant of the 16th Century French apothecary and reputed seer who published collections of prophecies that have long since become famous worldwide, namely Michel de Nostradamus. For his part Del himself has, he claims, … More THE PROPHECIES OF DEREK DE NOSTRADAMUS

NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTS THE UNTIMELY DEMISE OF MARILYN MONROE!

5th. August 1962; Provence, France & Los Angeles, California:  As ever, perched upon a stool at Le Pen & Ink Bar in the small village of Salon-de-Provence in Southern France is Nostradamus.  He is by necessity enjoying his favourite tipple namely strong lager with cognac chasers because unless pissed as a rat the old boy … More NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTS THE UNTIMELY DEMISE OF MARILYN MONROE!

TOP ASTROLOGIST NOSTRADAMUS’ 2014 HOROSCOPE – AS PUBLISHED IN TOP NORTH KOREAN NEWSPAPER

  ‘THE PYONGYANG CHRONICLE’ HOROSCOPE FOR 2014  Good news to those of us who can read. This year and henceforth top astrologist Nostradamus will be predicting what the future holds for each citizen of North Korea – and what a year 2014 promises to be. So check out your star sign and see just what … More TOP ASTROLOGIST NOSTRADAMUS’ 2014 HOROSCOPE – AS PUBLISHED IN TOP NORTH KOREAN NEWSPAPER