WARNING: This book may contain traces of nuts (not of the edible kind) and may also cause drowsiness amongst those unfamiliar with the English language. Bibliophobia sufferers may experience severe panic attacks. Additionally, it is strongly recommended that you do not drive whilst reading. INGREDIENTS: Lunacy, stupidity, silliness, idiocy, absurdity, aberration, eccentricity and fragments of … More THE ELASTIC SNAPPED
London 1616: Not a lot of people know this but Pocahontas had at least 100 siblings all sired by her dad, a bloke by the name of Powhatan – all the gals just called him ‘Pow’ for obvious reasons – Chief of the Algonquian Indians of Virginia. Anyway that is largely irrelevant for this is … More POCAHONTAS’ LOST DR MARTENS!