NEWS OF BREXIT ISSUES REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

“I say Carruthers, I’ve heard tell Jacob is racist. What pray do you make of that my friend?” “Who the bleddy hell is Jay Cobb when he’s at home?” “I think you got the wrong end of the stick old chum, it’s Jacob Rees-Mogg who’s racist.” “Good Lord, so Rees-Mogg is aka Ray Cyst. Doesn’t … More NEWS OF BREXIT ISSUES REACHES THE FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

ENGLAND, MY OLDE ENGLAND

Where once an amen egalitarian Round Table and Aston Martins galore now just the detritus of a bygone Camelot and bucket loads of ill will small vices, flawless nightmares and oh so fractured castles in the air Indigenous self-exaltation abreast home grown uninspired Cox’s Orange Pippins antipathy toward coffee coloured anything a kingdom that belittles … More ENGLAND, MY OLDE ENGLAND

NIGEL FARAGE SUFFERS RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ANTI-EU & ANTI-IMMIGRATION ‘BLOCK’!

  “Whatcha Nige old chap, your usual pint of British Bulldog Ale is it?” “Do you know landlord I cannot make my mind up although my taste buds are, oddly, gagging for a little Belgium number. The desire for a chilled bottle of Flemish Monk Gobsnorter brewed in Brussels overwhelms me. And by the way … More NIGEL FARAGE SUFFERS RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ANTI-EU & ANTI-IMMIGRATION ‘BLOCK’!