JUNIPER SPIRITSUP – THE ANNOYINGLY OPTIMISTIC SCHOOL MISTRESS & POET

THE NEW BOY Golly and gosh I get ever so excited when a new student arrives mid-term. Don’t ask me why because I simply cannot say how such an enthusiasm takes its hold of me.  So you can imagine how I felt when the headmistress told me that little Blessing Tinibo, an orphan who had … More JUNIPER SPIRITSUP – THE ANNOYINGLY OPTIMISTIC SCHOOL MISTRESS & POET

STAPLE MY TONGUE TO A GATE POST – A piece of ‘silly’ verse!

Staple my tongue to a gate post, For it is my fatal flaw, My tongue you see talks instead of me, And that’s not what it’s for.   My tongue should obey my command, Not let loose on its own, My tongue should learn to be polite, And never make me groan.   We were … More STAPLE MY TONGUE TO A GATE POST – A piece of ‘silly’ verse!

SIPPING DAIQUIRIS ON THE BEACH – A piece of ‘silly’ verse!

Dear Maud, Please do forgive me, I am writing from afar, By the time this missive doth arrive, The bailiffs will have the car,   The house and all its contents, The bank accounts frozen too, You will likely have been charged as an accessory, What will become of you?   You see sat here … More SIPPING DAIQUIRIS ON THE BEACH – A piece of ‘silly’ verse!

MY GOD HOW THAT WOMAN COULD SUCK – A piece of silly verse!

There’s a one toothed old hag down Billingsgate way, Who really did like eating fish, In truth she couldn’t get enough of it, For fish was her most favourite dish.   Be it cod, be it hake, or smoked haddock of course, There were no fish that she would not eat, All varieties of fruits … More MY GOD HOW THAT WOMAN COULD SUCK – A piece of silly verse!

MY SON WHO TAKES THINGS LITERALLY & A SLICE OF TOAST – A true story told in verse!

  My son who takes things literally, Did one day say unto me, “We have no sliced bread left Dad, We’ve only rolls I see.   And I desire some toast this morn, To breakfast on before, I take my leave to study, Maybe compose a musical score.”   My riposte was to observe, He’d … More MY SON WHO TAKES THINGS LITERALLY & A SLICE OF TOAST – A true story told in verse!