MAURELLE

To the best of her knowledge Maurelle was French. At least in this dreary realm that was her chosen persona. The bilingual from birth or those unveiled for the sake of reasoning are more often than not puzzled, unsure of their pedigree. Besides, French after all is the language of love and that of those … More MAURELLE

CARRUTHERS (pictured above) GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WHEN VISITING TED SPONGE ‘THE PUDDING BASIN BARBER’ OF STEPNEY!

“I say Carruthers this looks to be a suitable barbers shop in which we might just both get a trim before popping off to the club to quench our respective raging thirsts methinks?”  “True, certainly from the outside it has the demeanour of professionalism about it. I do believe we should give it a try … More CARRUTHERS (pictured above) GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WHEN VISITING TED SPONGE ‘THE PUDDING BASIN BARBER’ OF STEPNEY!

THE ENTIRE BRITISH ARMY IS MADE UP OF SCOTTISH RUFFIANS! WHAT TO DO?

“I say Carruthers I do believe my knob’s just fallen orf!” “Well I’ll be blowed old chap that must be a first for medical science. How on earth did that happen?” “Lord knows. One minute it was there next a clunk as it hit the flooring with a wallop.” “With a ‘clunk’ you say. Surely … More THE ENTIRE BRITISH ARMY IS MADE UP OF SCOTTISH RUFFIANS! WHAT TO DO?