Good Lord, I’m quite taken aback. My latest book has only just this minute been listed on Amazon and look at all these fabulous reviews and messages I’ve received from the fabled and the famous. These are just a mere sample. Marilyn Monroe: “I can’t thank you enough, Michael. It’s about time the truth was … More FANNY, I THINK OF YOU OFTEN
Central Luxury Mansion, Ryongsong, Northern Pyongyang; Early Summer 2015: Kim Jong-un the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is at home readying himself for a hearty breakfast in the company of his valued advisor Tyrone and servant girl Svetlana having a chat about this and that. “Oi Tyrone mate you’ll never guess … More KIM & VLAD’s MUTUAL LOVE OF WILDLIFE
17th. August 1470; Bran Castle, Transylvania: Not a lot of people know this but Vlad the Impaler, Prince of Wallachia, husband of Ilona kept a secret diary! Herewith the entry on the occasion of his 39th birthday. Got up and cleaned me teeth with a mildly abrasive solution of pink Himalayan salt, a substance that … More VLAD THE IMPALERS SECRET DIARY
“900 gram T-Bone steak to go Squire.” “What you talking about?” “This is, unless my profound dyslexia indicates otherwise, a Steak House establishment I believe so serve me up me T-Bone and I’ll be on me way.” “Look matey boy you’ve got more front than Buckingham Palace. You just can’t come in here pushing your … More VLAD THE IMPALER’S STAKE HOUSE!
“You haven’t seen me lucky pineapple about the place luv? It’s just that I’ve got a bit of impaling to do today and you know I can’t get in the zone unless I have me pineapple to hand.” “Oh, I didn’t think it was that important to you so when your life coach, young … More VLAD THE IMPALER & HIS LUCKY PINEAPPLE – A silly tale of pointless lunacy!
Vlad: “Well it was all going swimmingly well until I got bored with the old impaling routine. You know you’ve seen one impaling you’ve seen ‘em all really. Thought it would add a little spice to the occasion if I thought of a new modus operandi – so to speak.” Mrs Vlad: “And?” Vlad: … More VLAD THE IMPALER’S MENTAL ‘BLOCK’ – A ‘silly’ tale indeed!