KIM & VLAD’s MUTUAL LOVE OF WILDLIFE

Central Luxury Mansion, Ryongsong, Northern Pyongyang; Early Summer 2015: Kim Jong-un the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is at home readying himself for a hearty breakfast in the company of his valued advisor Tyrone and servant girl Svetlana having a chat about this and that. “Oi Tyrone mate you’ll never guess … More KIM & VLAD’s MUTUAL LOVE OF WILDLIFE

VLAD THE IMPALER & HIS LUCKY PINEAPPLE – A silly tale of pointless lunacy!

  “You haven’t seen me lucky pineapple about the place luv? It’s just that I’ve got a bit of impaling to do today and you know I can’t get in the zone unless I have me pineapple to hand.” “Oh, I didn’t think it was that important to you so when your life coach, young … More VLAD THE IMPALER & HIS LUCKY PINEAPPLE – A silly tale of pointless lunacy!

VLAD THE IMPALER’S MENTAL ‘BLOCK’ – A ‘silly’ tale indeed!

  Vlad: “Well it was all going swimmingly well until I got bored with the old impaling routine. You know you’ve seen one impaling you’ve seen ‘em all really. Thought it would add a little spice to the occasion if I thought of a new modus operandi – so to speak.” Mrs Vlad: “And?” Vlad: … More VLAD THE IMPALER’S MENTAL ‘BLOCK’ – A ‘silly’ tale indeed!