“Well, well, well if it isn’t Doctor Gloom himself here to cheer us all up. What pray tale of utter joy are you about to impart this fine morn Gloomo?” “None of your fucking business landlord – yet were you to whet my whistle with a fucking pint of that maiden’s water you call ale … More THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DOCTOR GLOOM – THE TALE OF HIS BASTARD HOMING DONKEY!