“’Ello, ‘ello….are you there….can you hear me…..have I got the right number?” “Teversal Manor, home to Clifford and Constance Chatterley. Who, may I ask is calling?” “Oh, there you are….Derek D Rain, ‘Effluent Remover to the Gentry’ here. Look luv me wife took a call from this number but I can’t read the bloody … More LADY CHATTERLEY’S CESSPIT!