JILLY’S DILEMMA!

“Gosh and golly’ said Jilly

Wistfully one day

That magic genie gave me just one wish

And I thought, “Hey I don’t have to pray

 

For the very thing I’ve hankered after

For so many years

My dream in fact, my one desire

And said genie is all ears”

 

That is when Jilly asked him

For her hearts desire

Which was to shag Elvis Presley

And thus quench her lustful fire

 

Yet once her wish was granted

She thought, “What a to-do

For I’ve been sent his skeleton

And that I cannot screw”

 

So the moral of Jilly’s tale

If a genie grants you a wish thus

Is to be careful and choose a live celebrity

And then there will be no fuss!